the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Semen is not good for contacts.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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