Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
kristin has been a bad kristin
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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