Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I have fence marks all over my body
I said "one day" and that day is not today
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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