please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
vagina is talking i cant
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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