just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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