chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
The struggles of a small town man whore
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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