Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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