Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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