sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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