Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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