Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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