this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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