I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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