My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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