whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
you made out with another girl for some wings
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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