i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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