So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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