Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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