She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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