i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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