a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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