Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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