Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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