I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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