Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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