I just threw up on my dentist
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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