If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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