rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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