OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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