Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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