GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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