After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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