there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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