maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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