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College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
In America we eat man semen.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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