where am i from again
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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I need you to use more vowels.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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