He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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