everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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