But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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