we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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