well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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