Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
