Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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