can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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