physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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