So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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