When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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