Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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