I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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