If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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