You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I want to make a zoo with you.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
