I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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