You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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