So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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